lolsofunny:

i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody

(Source: disorders)

When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

authoritydangerheartkilljoy:

sodamnrelatable:

People be like

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“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

lol.

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(Source: 90daysofautumn)

tumblr isnt tumblr if there’s no porn gifs or curse words case close

edating:

i feel like i annoy everyone that doesnt start the conversation with me first

yuuckchris:

Yahoo isn’t gonna let tumblr post porn anymore ? DUECES

peewentz:

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

gamsee:

my whole life is just “oh ok”


(Source: joelmchales)

do you ever get that feeling when you remember really bad memories and you just

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(Source: cheese3d)

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